Bald Engineer

Bald Engineer

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Scientific Name	Baldius Baconious
Catchphrase	"Wowee!" Makin' bacon!"

"Wowee! Makin' Bacon"

The Bald Engineer is a sub-class of the Engineer. To be a Bald Engineer, you must wear the Texas Slim's Done Shine hat, removing his hardhat and making him bald.

Loadout

Primary: None specific, usually Frontier Justice or stock Shotgun.

Secondary: Short Circuit

Melee: The Jag

What To Do

- Do not Mad Milk the Bald Engineer, otherwise it will remind them of shaving foam and aggresively attack you.

- They like the cow near the RED 2Fort base.

- They say things like "Woo-hoo!", "I need some doggone help" and "Dammit!".

- They like looking at the women undressing in the calenders at RED or BLU base, while making random noises. Be careful not to look at them while they are doing this, they are just horny and will give you a stare.