BonkyMcBonkFaces are a very rare species of Scout that are addicted to Bonk! products. Usually they are found on Doublecross, and it appears to be their home.
Gear[]
Primary[]
BonkyMcBonkFaces do not use their primary, under any circumstances. But, the Soda Popper, as it is at least some sort of soda.
Secondary[]
BonkyMcBonkFaces appear to be addicted to the Bonk! Atomic Punch energy drink and will drink it either stragetically or simply whenever they can.
Melee[]
BonkyMcBonkFaces worship and use the Atomizer, a Bonk-branded baseball bat that allows them to jump one extra time. They swing it around mindlessly, hitting people left and right, and using the triple jump in conjunction with the Bonk! Atomic Punch to get away from sticky situations.
Cosmetics[]
BonkyMcBonkFaces usually wear Gibuses, and some form of sunglasses. The earliest ancestors wore the Professor Speks, but many now tend to wear some other pair of sunglasses. Newer Bonkys however wear the Ticket Boy as a third cosmetic option.
Behavior[]
BonkyMcBonkFaces run around swinging their bat and drinking soda, all while still attempting to pay attention to the objective. If you come across one, stay away! He will start furiously swinging his bat at you, unless you start dancing, or start doing some sort of partner taunt. Other than that, they're mostly aggressive. If one does manage to start getting killed, they will attempt to start dancing, to try and get the enemy to give mercy.
The first known sighting of a BonkyMcBonkface: The Rise of BonkyMcBonkFace
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