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Standing proud and wielding the boston basher aka penis bleed machine, this guy isnt taken down easily

Penis scout's (usual) appearance

WARNING: YOU, YES YOU... YOU ARE DEAD!

The Penis Scout is an abomination of nature originally found on the TF2 subreddit, only for the youtuber "TheWhat Show" to make a video documenting it.

Loadout[]

The Penis Scout always uses The Backscatter, The Mad Milk, and The Boston Basher. There is no variation of this, and if you use any other weapon your life will be spared as you are thankfully not a penis scout. The cosmetics do not usually matter, but cosmetics to make your head look like a penis are usually the norm.

The reason for this loadout is because the Backscatter looks like a penis, and the Mad Milk looks like a jar of semen. The Boston Basher has a use we will get to later.

Behavior/Actions[]

Penis Scouts are the worst people in existence (Sometimes). Unlike the Scunt, they care not for winning and only care for the suffering of others (Sometimes). They will flank behind people to use the Backscatter and Mad Milk, and are generally very skilled. They will use the Boston Basher for it acting like how you don't want your penis to bleed (Think So). While they are usually aggressive towards enemy players, if their team desperately needs their help they won't do anything at all.