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SUMMARY
The 2fort goblin is a rare subspecies of the engineer. This species, for reason unknown had undergone genetic mutation in its evolution, causing its ears and nose to stretch.
LOADOUT
The 2fort goblin uses only these weapons and cosmetics. If one is not wearing at least 2 of these then they are considered a trickster gremlin, just ignore them at all costs.
PRIMARY: We use the Pomson. -ECG
SECONDIARY: Wrangler.
MELEE: We use the Eureka Effect or Gunslinger. -ECG
COSMETICS:
Goblineer (MUST INCLUDE OR ITS A FAKE)
Ghostly Gibus
Pyrovision Goggles. -ECG
BINOCULUS!
BEHAVIOR
2fort goblins will mostly hand out in some random corner or the intel of 2fort. Some chose to build a dispenser in areas that are used fairly often. (i.e. The 2fort bridge, The intel etc.) They also chose to swing their melee around, if they swing it near the ground, it means they are simply explaining that they need a little space for a second, they often do this around large groups of friendlies, as they tend not to be very sociable.
However, If they swing their melee in the air, they have been angered to the point of going overboard. this happens when scunts attack them or too many people laugh at them.
The 2fort goblin isn't the only goblin of it's kind.
There are many others for other maps, but are more common around Hightower, and CTF maps.
An example of this is our new recruit, Hightower Goblin.
If a 2fort goblin attacks you, done the "Negative" voice command, and then built a dispenser; it means they have hit you by accident and are trying to help heal back the damage they did to you. However, they are unintelligible creatures and don't understand that opposing teams cannot use their dispensers.
A 2fort goblin attempting to spawncamp his own team's spawn.
There are only a few left, and the number for each map decreases every day because of wandering.
2fort goblins will sometimes wander to other maps, some even made by the community.
FINDING A 2FORT GOBLIN
Just find a casual 2fort match, its your best chance at finding one.
Friends of the Goblins[]
2fort goblins are friends with the following friendlies:
An example of a Referencer. Note the [big shot] and [#1ratedsalesman1997]
-Hoovies
-Sandwich givers
-Tick sentries
-Pybros
-Refrencers
ENEMIES
Another Referencer. This time, trying to be the medic class.
2fort goblins hate them!!!!!1
-Scunts
-Scannoys
-Spies
-Aimbots
-Lazyneers
A 2Fort goblin, As seen in Zeyo's Video; "I found the 2fort goblin" being distracted by what seems to be a pyroshark.
-Fake hooves
Me playing the banjo as a war cry for my bretherine.
-Tryhards
We do not like observers. -ECG
We HATE A-Posers. -ECG
ELDER WIZARD
Recent studies also have shown that every 2fort goblin Circles a Leader of sorts.
You may see them in matches, using more complex technology.
The thing that differs between the goblins and the 2fort wizard is that the elder has a beard and alakablamicon instead of the normal ghostly gibus.
The TFindustries Hoovy Protection Association has asked everybody to AVOID ALL CONTACT.
I am the one making these edits.I am the 2fort Wizard. -ECG
WANDERER GOBLINS
Some Goblins wander away from the map in their name, likely to see the rest of the world. but prolonged exposure to maps can lead to the Goblin to change their name, likely to fit their new favorite map.
There are a Subspecies of goblin, Known as the '*Insert map here* Goblin on vacation.'
These special goblins are very rare, with the only information on Them being that They Visit Other maps, but do not convert to that map as their default, and wear Aloha Apparel instead of the usual Breakneck Baggies. They also visit Minecraft Trade Maps. But less as often as maps actualy in the game.
Only One is known to exist.
A wanderer goblin using the demoman class.
BONK BROTHER WAR
The 2fort goblins are going to War against a group of Scouts, Calling themselves the Bonk Bros.
I place my bets on the Goblins, having the advantage in numbers.
There is no information surrounding this War, other than the fact the Elder Cavegoblin may be a Bonk Bro. themselves.
I was formerly a Bonk Bro,but I did not like their beliefs. - ECG
Thank you for reading.